During my early days of perusing Deadspin, I noticed that most commenters who were not fans of Aubrey Drake Graham chose to call him Aubrey. I thought about this, then realized that I too was not a fan of Aubrey and so from that day forward I determined that I would also call him Aubrey. Not the most enthralling tale,…

As a midnight hiker and resident of the 49th state, you are correct.

Yeah, and I say this as someone who regularly climbs mountains in the late afternoon/early evening, but even in central Alaska (this is not Barrow, after all) in summer, fording a river after midnight is not ideal. 

Raising a barn is hard fucking work that most people couldn’t even begin to be useful at, lol.

So you don't have a tanker plane in your backyard hanger? Peasant.

What was his major? Oh, sorry he went Harvard. What was his concentration. #eyeroll 

I live in Wyoming and similarly-deep thinking guy I know said the same thing about wildfires. “People will just have to work together”. Like it’s a fucking barn-raising or something.

Would you trust a guy that far out of training to do rocket surgery on you? 

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

“Hey, what should we name our team after?”

I was thinking that too, but at this time of year it still might be daylight or at least twilight there. Sunset for the nearest town (Healy) is 11:10pm today.

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

Crossing a surging river around midnight. What could go wrong?

I’m a Calgarian. Everything is getting gutted under our new provincial government. All to give more profits to the oil company billionaires.

That bus is a sad monument to a sad story.

It’s not, in fact, difficult to care about the fundamental humanity and dignity of working people in a city you’ve never been to, and to be upset when their public infrastructure gets gutted as a way of throwing money at a billionaire. This is a really weird concern trolling take

That’s acute joke.

I saw the Dayton Triangles play when I was a youngster. I have to say that I found their offense rather obtuse.

At least Paradox gives me the option to log into my account. Come on, Bethesda.