That’s acute joke.

I saw the Dayton Triangles play when I was a youngster. I have to say that I found their offense rather obtuse.

Bring back Tecmo Super Bowl you cowards!

At least Paradox gives me the option to log into my account. Come on, Bethesda.

Shame only goes so far, though. The olympics is one thing, FIBA is something else.  I’m pretty sure the Men’s National Basketball team isn’t paid outside of expenses and whatnot. So they’re asking pros to uproot their lives and spend several weeks of their off-season overseas risking injury all to compete in a…

Frankly, I’m glad the big names (or, apparently, all the names) are saying no thank you. These tournaments are more fun when the USA isn’t a sure bet to steamroll its way through the field. I’m sure FIBA is ecstatic that in the first tournament branded as the “Basketball World Cup,” there is now a greater level of…

I wasn’t a big football fan in 1994 but I played a lot of Madden ‘94. My chief takeaway from that game, accurate or not, was that the Bucs were god-awful and it was a lot of fun to play as them while beating up on the computer, thus demonstrating my superior Madden skills.

What does that mean to you? I kinda think that QT’s “form” is that every movie can be boiled down to “violent act, cool character explains why he is cool to another character who may also be cool but is also just as likely to be come the victim of next violent act, feet, repeat with music”

It’s also neat that he’s the first player to start a game and earn the save.

the first save by a position player in Major League history

A big part of that, I think, is that it feels “safer” to hit a guy than to wrap him up during a full-speed collision. As I was taught, to make a tackle you get to the spot, get low and “break down”, then get your head ahead of the man, “explode through” and wrap him up. In the process of that you’re doing a pair of…

Does it look to anyone else like Ezekiel Elliot was falling forward in that gif? Was he supposed to catch his balance and stand upright? I could be wrong; I have no idea what his intent was, or even what the play looked like in real time. But to use that as one of the definitive exhibits of what not to do seems bogus.

Ironically that corner with the self-portrait and two mannequins, is also a jerk-off station

Please use its proper name, a masterbatoreum.

The 8,000 square foot home has five bedrooms, seven-and-a-half baths and a four-car garage on a 3-acre lot.

that’s a jerk-off station

What stuff are they wearing that doesn’t help with safety? Vests and fingerless gloves help with warmth, leather is good protection in a slide wherever it is, even if it isn’t armored to protect bones. Half-helmets still are protective.

I would say that survey is horseshit on its face. Do you know a single living American who would genuinely prefer a Chrysler over a Toyota, Honda or Subaru?

If anyone carries the obligation to further the financial education of athletes, it’s their agents, not ownership. And really, those are also the people to whom the players stand the greatest chance of listening, even if those chances are still relatively slim. The NFLPA would probably be next on the list for bearing…