It’s the Dodgers intentionally handicapping themselves to make things interesting, like Inigo and the Man in Black not really being left-handed, or the Cowardly Lion offering to fight while standing on one foot.

Why do we only see these heart-wrenching essays when the cute guys from the State Farm commercials get boo-boos? The author mentioned that Dalvin Cook was hurt last week and is out for the season on a routine play also. Where was your article then?

Right you are, that’s the other reason Bielema left

Ok, my bad. I just thought Bielema left because he’s a douchebag.... 

Bret Bielema is the one who left because he couldn’t pay his assistants enough. Andersens reason was because he could’t bring in his academically substandard recruits

The main reason was he couldn’t get borderline qualifiers, including many from the juco ranks, into UW.

OSU alum and former student athlete so I’m a little biased, but didn’t Anderson leave Wisconsin over frustrations about not being able to bring in his own assistants only to quit week six throwing his personally selected assistants under the buss on the way out.

I have no problem watching after that. I have a conscience, and it is untroubled because I can unequivocally say that I’d let people do that to my head, for 2 million dollars (his guaranteed salary. He can make up to four, potentially).

The play was flagged, and it remains to be seen if Trevathan will be fined and/or suspended.

It seems like 75% of the problem is that people are of the view that only Puerto Ricans can be advocates for Puerto Rico.

Maybe leaving the Knicks has changed ‘Melo after all. He’s even looking to help distribute.

So did they ever figure out why so many dudes with CTE get into playing football in the first place?

It sounds to me like there’s plenty of shade.

He left behind residual hatred of America so now the entire new stadium stinks of communism. Plus it’s hard to get to and doesn’t have much shade.

Man, if one were to get into the germ warfare game, I bet one of your first goals would be to simply increase your temperature threshold to allow you to survive long temperatures just above 212 degrees. (I’m looking at you botulism.)

Look if you’re going to pony up for a 100yd flag, you better be getting some use out of it. Maybe during the week use it as a bug spray tent or something.

And I remember reading sometime last year that the DOD pays for it. None of these giant ‘Murica flags are at the NFL’s cost. It’s truly disgusting.

It’s a general stat they keep track of. For football it’s especially important due to blackout rules.

*taps hoof loudly, snorts to get your attention*

Well, I found my new answer to the question: “Death challenges you to a game for your soul. What do you pick?”