Ha!  That’s exactly what I was thinking about!

The final step is to place a sign at the cave entrance stating “Caution”.  Good job everyone.  You are truly heroes.  Many of these divers volunteered for this and obviously they were risking their lives.  Truly amazing.

Baseball!

I don’t live in the area anymore but when I was going to school at the UW in Madison I would go see them at training camp when they were still in Platteville.  This was way back in the 90's.  My favorite memory was the sheer amount of swearing Curtis Conway would do.  A dropped pass would lead to an endless barrage of…

I love the Bears and as a Chicago native have been rooting for them for decades but you are correct. We’re terrible. I still hear people saying Urlacher should have been retained even though not a single other team wanted to bring him into camp. I also hear the most tired line of playing “Bear’s football” as if the…

Oh really? Nobody? How many comments have been made about how calling the police on a black man was a bad idea?  Or how about if it was a white guys shooting up a school he’d be in custody right now rather than dead?  I think our definitions of nobody differ.

I know that some will be quick to blame the police and with not knowing more details perhaps their approach was wrong. I also will add that a long history of failures leads to these comments so I understand them but this story wasn’t probably going to end well regardless of police intervention. I’m quick to point out…

Lebron is totally better than Kobe but they both got to where they are at because of affirmative action. How many white kids who practice shooting free throws every day never get a shot at the NBA? How do we know if they aren’t as good unless they get a chance. All I’m asking for is equality. Isn’t that what…

I’m pretty sure the President of the United States wouldn’t say something unless it’s been thoroughly fact checked.  He probably has tons of staffers doing this type of work.  Also, if he was spouting falsehoods I’m sure the media would be all over it.  It’s a pretty high profile position.

I’m reminded of the argument of, “There’s a black history month. Why isn’t there a white history month?” To some this seems like a logical point but to others they realize every month is white history month. As the son of Greek immigrants I don’t really understand what distinct culture you are talking about that…

In a way I get what you are saying but I side with athletes on this. Fans in general are terrible. If a guy blows out his knee fans don’t really care and usually kick the guy to the the curb. Obviously broad brush strokes here and fans encompass a wide spectrum but for the most part fans care about teams more than…

It will just make it that much sweeter when Cleveland beats GS in the finals this year without Lebron.  They can raise a big heart banner for Love and their owner can pen an epic letter.  The mistake by the lake?  More like the mistake by the ocean.

“Time takes everybody out. Time’s undefeated.”  Just like “Women weaken legs.”  all I’ve ever needed in life I got from watching Rocky movies.

4.5 GPA out of a 4.0 scale?  Seems kind of fishy to me.  Perhaps he doctored his report cards and got a bit greedy?  He probably worked hard but no one can give 110%.

I hope tomorrow’s article helps me out in my next big decision. I’ve been sleeping in my car and showering at a friend’s house. Should I put $20 from my non-interest bearing checking account into gas or should I just leave it and plan on walking to work?

What if he went and the Cav’s ended up beating them in the finals? Could you imagine the letter their owner would write? He probably would die before he could finish it. His hard-on would absorb every drop of blood in his body and his organs would fail.

The mitigating factor is that the Uber driver should be flattered an NFL player showed interest in her. Plus, this case isn’t so cut and dry. How is Winston suppose to know if she is interested or not unless he acts? Now he does but how was he suppose to know before? People put these guys up on a pedestal and expect…

Just remember prior to the modern helmet skull fractures were common and many players would literally die on the field.  The modern helmet may not prevent concussive and preconcussive hits but it does do a great job of preventing skull fractures.  It also protects player’s faces.  The modern helmet actual is an…

Yet another reason why Canada should be forced to build a giant ice wall from all the shavings collected from their armada of zambonies.  The debate over which side has the wildlings and which are the kneelers would be heated.

The proper length of nap or any type of sleep is zero minutes. Every moment you’re asleep you collect no copper wire.