I appreciate the fact that some people gave the film they haven't seen yet a slightly more reasonable "D" instead.

You mean you continue to watch shows you don't enjoy to make sure you still don't enjoy them?

Wait a minute… why didn't the eagles just FLY Frodo to Mount Doom?!

Here's some money. Go see a guinea pigging.

I was under the impression that A Haunted House was better than other parodies like Scary Movie 7 and the Starving Games. Or do those not count as films?

Wes Anderson too.

Now that we've reached the finale, here's the scoreboard of failed assassination attempts for season 4:
Chalky White: 3
Dr. Narcisse: 2
Richard Harrow: 1
Dean O'Banion: 1
Al Capone: 1
Johnny Torrio: 1

Does this mean there were agents hiding in the crevasses of Gillian's house every time Roy came to visit?