And while the dealer is trying to make it right for Fredricks, he’s still out of $10,000 and a car.

I am indescribably tired of my fellow whites. Jfc, do better you dumb fucks. 

Very fitting for a Scat Pack.

YouTube has taught me that you now fill the car with dogshit, glitter and explosives and park it on the porch.

+1 came here for this

“Now, one intrepid owner...”

I know I’m the minority here but I rather buy this than Tesla

I’ve got sad news for you:

I’m very glad that I wasn’t rich enough to be one of his full-time unpaid beta testers (Tesla owner). I liked the cars and the idea, but this “motherfuckin’ dufflebag of shit” has totally ruined the brand for me. I would gladly buy a union-made EV, rebates or not.

I encourage you to use the full-fat swear words.

This dude’s a motherf***in’ dufflebag of s**t

I figured the marketing meeting went like this:

That’s the real crime here.

So how long do you think before you take it to Moab?

Put a “Very Nice!” at the end of it and it’s perfect.

No, no, no—that would mean actual wordsmithing, proofreading and, God forbid editing. We can’t have that—people will think they’re actual journalists, and not true enthusiasts.

Fuck Teslarati. Ballaban is a saint I tell you! A saint!

Just imagine the reaction if someone posted an anime video showing Gosar or Greene being killed, and threatened the mango buffoon. 

My dad has a manual 4 banger 2 series (it’s about as mint as mint gets). It’s not a bad car, but a Miata it most certainly is not. I’d rather have the Miata.

kind of surprised they didn’t lead with “wireless AA replacements” as the first products to market. if they went to market with all the common battery sizes in a home (AAA, AA, cr2032 or whatever) they’d definitely get heavy sales real quick like. count all the battery powered devices you’ve got in your house, now,…