A running E39 540i with a manual transmission that looks like an M5 in 8.5/10 shape for 6k?

Forgive my ignorance but this has been troubling me for years now.

The dealer wouldn’t give you a loaner for a warranty repair? A call to corporate might sort that. 

That transcript reads like a Trump interview.

If I was the Cherokee Nation Chief, I would just charge them a license fee. That’s just free money coming in. And keep  increasing that fee until they get the hint.

Yes please!  Can Jalopnik branch out and start their own EV car company with this goal in mind?

“crossover”

I know numbers only tell half the story when is comes to performance cars, but this is underwhelming.

I have a 93 MR2 Turbo and this offends me deeply. Why would you do this to a perfectly good MR2??

Flawless.  Now make one out of a Fiero, you sick maniac.

This is a great take, have your star.

If you’re going to take a risk by offering a manual in 2021, you better offer it in colors you know Americans will gobble up without issue.

I bet you call them “ricers” too

Incorrect take.

Thank god I am not your friend.

Camry, Corolla, Altima.

Ahh yes, Columbus and Reagan. Both men who didn't know where they were or what was going on. Bless.

I spent a significant slice (har) of my teenage years as a cook at Pizza Hut. The ideal pizza size is 12" because of slice size, topping concentration, and structural integrity, to name a few factors. 2 mediums is generally always the better option from a quality perspective.

We have here the crossing of 3 things

Affluenza must be nice.