Except Michael Jordan...

YES! To this and all other replies... F-15C and D are ready for retirement. Maybe convert them to target practice drones like the older F-16s to get the most bang for our buck (literally)... If not, I would gladly open an F-15 museum in my backyard if the USAF is willing to donate an airframe...

I read FLTRSHY as Florida Trashy before I read the others... “That dress isn’t just normal slutty, it’s Florida Trashy...”

There was a small mini-golf (redundant much??) place by my house back in the day. The owner had a ‘71 Charger that sat in the back corner of the lot collecting dust/rust... I was only 15 at the time and had nowhere near the $4k he was asking for it, especially considering it “didn’t quite” run... a few years later, I…

Oh, you know my cousin, Dave!