A truck. The answer is always a truck.

OK, don’t get a cat. Then more will be put down at shelters. So death before declawing.

CP cuz Poo Joe.

If you like that gold CB360 in the first photo you can buy one from me. It is a project for sure but I also have a donor bike. First $200 could have both.

Plowy McPlowface

I had a 67 Beetle. There are memorable things about that time in my life when I had the Beetle. But that car was miserable. You can do better.

You better watch out. Honda cars have killed people. Just saying.

This is a close one because the louvers suck, and the cheap tires would have to go. That and the paint might do it in.

You’re trying too hard to find CP cars. We need a happy ending.

Is it shooting fire out of its ass?

Aspen. Where the beer flows like wine.

My brother got pulled over in his 63 Chevy Impala. The cop reached under the dash where there was a little shelf commonly used to hide drugs. He grabbed my brother’s bag of weed, put it in his pocket and said, “you can go now.”

As an Illinois resident I can tell you that all the corruption has led to a requirement that to be a state employee you must have, or be able to wedge your head so far up your ass that you have to drill a hole in your navel to see where you are going. Illinois state employee occupational recto-cranial inversion…

Maybe you should read the news. An article recently revealed communication between Takata and Honda showing they colluded to prevent the NHTSA from knowing about the airbag problems. Honda is shit, and is run by executives whose souls are shit. Not unlike most other large companies unfortunately.

Watergate is a hotel in Washington D.C. where Nixon’s goons burglarized a Democratic party office, were caught, and ultimately resulted in his resignation from the office of president. So tell me, what the fuck is dieselgate? Is it a hotel where VW executives stole secret information from BMW, perhaps? No, it is made…

Never buy somebody’s unfinished project. That’s a rule. I think.

my ‘95 F150 with manual trans, bench seat, and the suspension of a buckboard wagon. Watch your head on the hard bumps cuz it’s a regular cab.

I don’t understand this completely. I drive about 30,000 miles per year and I have noticed cars in the last few years that have regular headlights so bright they are blinding.

And yet another reason (yes there are many) I will never buy a Honda again.

The only thing to take away from this article; “The seats now holding the nectar of a thousand farts?” Poetic.