“You can understand that the way she consented to the loss of her virginity could have been the way women have consented throughout history—under implicit duress and formative coercion, and yet as wholeheartedly as we could understand.”

It looks like a douche multiplier to me.

Blah, blah, blah bullshit. Ever been in a locker room?

And they say money can’t buy happiness.

It has so much NOPE!

Can Puppymonkeybaby reach the pedals?

Does satan have a hold on the front end?

Bud so bad Helen Mirren never actually took a drink of it and she got paid.

I think it was Elon Musk showing his customers who is boss.

The whole thing is really shitty. Your advice is shitty. Airline employees are shitty. The plane is shitty. TSA agents are just shit. Fuck the whole thing. If I can drive it in less time than it took the Donner party to get to CA I am going that route.

Cut the shit or I’ll take you Outback!

That’s what she said!

The Honda shitshow continues. Fix it as follows:

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

“FAR more common” but dealers who do this should be non-existent.

I have had a few bad cars but I will concentrate on the one that was cursed by satan himself, a 1967 VW Beetle. I was 17 and it was 1982. My parents had recently divorced so I was living in public housing with my mother, had no place to work on a car, and had no tools. Because I never had money I ditched a car with a…

His neighbors must be thrilled.

“sketchier than a hooker who tells you those sores on her mouth are just shave pimples from getting rid of her ‘stache.”

Yeah, what are you 3?

I owned a 1967 Beetle once. It had a mild Baja treatment when I bought it. And it was certainly the opposite of the ultimate vintage Beetle. Like the exact opposite. I bought it for $550 and sold it for $75 which was an unexpectedly high selling price in my opinion.