Getting himself ejected was Weaver helping his team.

“So here’s some dickhead, wearing a Red Sox cap.”

I’ve been saying this for years-I don’t understand why teams don’t communicate in sign language. It literally solves every “problem” that road teams seem to face. Faulty headsets, crowd noise, etc.

“Attacking the officials? Finally, something I recognize in this so-called ‘football’!”

After he gets fined for lining up offsides.

Every time I think of Rickey Henderson, I have the visceral reaction of...

I'm waiting by my phone. Any second now. They're gonna call. I can sense it.

I’m not the only one who immediately thought of the Heather Thomas poster upon reading this comment. Right?

I think Lee Majors is a bit old to be taking the heat for these guys.

On behalf of all Texans, please let me be the first to say:

I was hoping you’d go back in time to prevent those five hookers from being killed, you inconsiderate schmuck.

Says the guy supporting the killer of 5 hookers.

Good Kinja.

I left my union and kept my job in a non-”right to work” environment. Weird how that works out, right? Must suck being you and not knowing shit about shit.

10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual…

Imagine how big of a story this would be if Jay Cutler took 3 straight snaps and threw them away without caring? Or Nick Young launched 3's out of the blue with no hope of going in?

It’s basically Ray Rice, Peterson, and BountyGate all rolled into one neat video. The Ginger Hammer must be positively orgasmic right now.

You can drop the “alleged.” It’s definitely a video.

As the video starts, the guy in the white shirt with the belt is attacked by several men and women. He defends himself with punches and roundhouse hits with a belt. What is he supposed to do? Stand still and be a punching bag? This is nowhere near Ray Rice territory.