Console makers should do more to keep history alive and in print, and allow players to have legal access to as many games as is feasible on modern-day hardware

Until they find a way to hack them. And also, just possibly, since mowing people down is probably against the law already, breaking another law by putting an illegal car on the road might not be much of a deterrent.

No they’re actually selling you a package that happens to come with a hard mode and a map tracker. Said package also comes with a 45 floors challenge mode, more story, a new dungeon and “added challenges”. All of this for $20, and Nintendo has produced some quality DLC in the past.

That’s a pretty dubious claim, Mr. I’ve-never-posted-here-before. But let’s try a sorting-hat exercise: Is Sandy Hook in the 90% or the 10%?

Uhh, no. Maybe 10% of the time. 90%? No. Or do you believe that Sandy Hook was a false flag, 9/11 was an inside job, Comet Pizza is the center of an international pedophilia ring led by John Podesta and Hillary Clinton, and that aliens have landed?

*points at the soon to be “Grayed Out” guy*

Mistakes like when he said they were turning the frogs gay? Please, spare me.

He’s a doctor. He didn’t choose to be a public figure, dude; he’s not Justin Bieber. He’s just a doctor who wanted to go home so he could treat his patients. What the fuck is wrong with you?

The important thing here is to ignore the fact that we’re treated like chattel once we’re in an airline’s clutches and focus on the fact that David Dao did bad things before.

If you just want to see unionized workers make excuses for why black people deserve to be killed, we already have police unions.

Don’t forget non-GMO tires. They’re bad if they don’t use non-GMO tires.

Welp, I’ll be driving home from the bars drunk I guess. Since there are no all-electric environmentally-sensitive unionized 51% woman organically grown non-profit no animal testing car ride companies to choose from, and taxis in my city are next to impossible to get at 2 am, I must drive after my eight martini happy…

a gif and a bomb are the same you are correct my bad

“What [this person] did with his Twitter message was no different from someone sending a bomb in the mail”

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

Yup. The only advertisement I’ve seen for American Giant are those paid fake news articles everywhere, including this site. When I saw this poll come up I wondered, gee what’s going to win that.

Yup. The only advertisement I’ve seen for American Giant are those paid fake news articles everywhere, including…

it literally is that brand

it literally is that brand

I feel this is still one of those trick “This company just made the BEST Hoodie EVER” ads.

I feel this is still one of those trick “This company just made the BEST Hoodie EVER” ads.

this will play in perfectly to Hamilton Nolan’s piece tomorrow telling everyone else they spend too much money

this will play in perfectly to Hamilton Nolan’s piece tomorrow telling everyone else they spend too much money

y’all really picked two $89 hoodies smh I can’t deal with y’all

y’all really picked two $89 hoodies smh I can’t deal with y’all