When reached for comment, Arizona’s attorney, “Miguel Sanchez,” referred reporters to his partner, “Lionel Hutz.”

I’d like to see a windmill off his head.

NEXT UP- BABIES VOTING TO UNIONIZE, BUT BEING TOLD BY SITTERS THAT THIS WOULD MEAN THEY COULDN’T GET TO THE BOOB DIRECTLY, THEY WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH A REPRESENTATIVE WHOSE SOLE AIM IS TO GET AS MUCH MILK FOR THEMSELVES AS POSSIBLE

Lol, I love that there’s more outrage about you hating Alan Wake rather than the game reviewed by the article itself. The people demand answers, Heather!