It’s like finding out someone used to work at Auschwitz.

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

The most upsetting part of this story is that I had to listen to 33 seconds of WEEI just to get to the soundbite in question. Boston sports shows are the worst.

This has been fascinating to me for quite some time. A huge chunk of Americans—it might well be the majority—do not see prison as rehabilitative. They have no interest in redemption, or change, or personal improvement. They view the people coming out of prison as no better than they were when they went in, no matter…

I personally prefer Hell March myself.

The face of a man betrayed.

He took one completely uncontested shot to the head, and it seems pretty obvious he not going to contest the next six, but if you’re wondering if it’s possible to come back from a devastating liver punch...

Because the 49ers likely would have been picking in the Top 10 had they not traded for Garoppolo in October. And by tagging him the Pats would have signaled to other teams that they valued him that much.

Ass. You can see his back pocket placket in the top left hand corner.

This is the Darkest Timeline’s version of “is the Dress Blue and Black or White and Gold?”

THIS is what our Commander-in-Chief spends his time doing? How exactly is this supposed to be good for the country?

“Well here I go again on my own......”

“Hey, I don’t think that woman has accused you of sexual shenanigans yet. There’s one in every crowd, Benny-Boy.”

2012: Fire Bruce Arians because he was too close to Ben.

Reminder that Donald Trump pitched a white people versus black people season of The Apprentice while on NBC.

Trump seems such a waste of wealth. What does he do with it all? He goes golfing and pays people to kiss his ass? He has the means to travel the world, see the sights most of us only dream of, eat the kinds of food that are out of the realm of possibility for most of us, and insteda he goes to the Florida coast and…

This is nice, especially all the signs for Williams:

I’m still trying to wrap my head around refusing a medium-rare Porterhouse prepared by one of the best chefs in the entire North American Continent because I’d rather have a Filet-O’-Fish and a Big Mac.

Aw man, did Cian block you on twitter?

SimulationGate: It’s pretty clear that the Warriors were being controlled by a human. I’ve played enough NBA Live ‘96 to recognize the swooping sprints and running 3 pointers of a human player...