For Wisconsin, the visit to Illinois was the moment...

That’s not Illinois, that’s a secret character that uses Illinois’ spites but with darker colors. You unlock it by pressing select and start as the game starts.

This was a very weirdly close game, in more ways than one

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Speaking of slumlords, can we just talk about the demise of Splinter instead?

WHEN ARE THEY GONNA GET TO THE YOGURT FACTORY

The story contains Art Briles.

ESPN is worried about pissing off Tencent, the massive Chinese internet company that it struck a deal with in 2016.

3 titles, 2 all-NBA teams, Gold medal, lock-down D, longevity. Everyone loves him (except some Memphis jabroni). There’s a chance.

so this is what fish is up to these days, huh?

The thing about crowning achievements is that some societies are so starved of leadership that they’ll bestow rule with the least forethought. Defeating a backwards rabble of pirates is hardly the foundation of government.

Someone needs to explain to Nick Underhill what the fuck “undertones” are. Usually they are slightly subtler. 

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

It’s too bad. Brown seemed to really want to be on the Raiders, but ultimately he just got cold feet.

It’s never good when you have to go under the hood to determine if it was the clap

Larry Fitzgerald, postgame