I do too, except I substitute the mushrooms for ground pork. I love eating healthy!

Sounds 25-30% more terrible than their regular burgers.

He could help to popularise more imaginary words like he did for football (I'm looking at you, "defensed").

Downvoted. I get very petty when I'm bored.

"Alas! Gaze upon the field in which I doth grow my Darryls, and thou shalt see that it is barren!"

Heh, he died in Paradise (Nevada).

Or you could just go nuts and try to sample the actual local culture.

"It was your dad in cargo shorts, wearing a fanny pack and a Foreigner
shirt while inviting your friends to check out his record collection."

*In-Form Purchases

I caught it on cable one afternoon with no expectations of quality and it's was actually surprisingly funny.

The water goes still and they look down at their reflections and see that they were really sharks all along?!

If you can find a real German butcher you won't regret it.

No need for the broiler, just bake them. This is also the best way to cook bacon.

There were two things that I really liked. You know what I'm talkin' 'bout.

I actually much prefer to cook weiners in the oven. Bake them at 375oF until they start puffing up. I find they burn too easily on the grill.

How consenting adults consume their food in the privacy of their own home is none of my business.

Brats actually have more flavour than Polish or even most Italian sausages, IMO, and they work better in bun format than most any other tube meat. Just stay away from that Johnsonville crap.

What does having a boyfriend have to do with anything at that stage? She's already flown there to hook up with someone else for fame and/or cash.

But was consent given?

Those words scare me!