They could sell us all on the sweet Molenbeek Sound instead.

Shooting out of sequence is how they make pornstars look like sexual athletes too, right? I mean, haa, who can last that long?! Right? Guys…?

If you can't understand the words, is it still racist?

Frenzal Rhomb are still alive?

This one?

The Village People are gay!?!

I cut the tags off mattresses. Watcha gonna do about it?!

I can see how you'd miss out on all the caramelized goodness if it had sauce. I'm pretty damn hungry right now.

Enjoy a crisp, refreshing CancerAIDS!

I love my kids but they completely ruined my trip to Busch Gardens.

I laughed way harder at this comment than I should have. Thanks for the Friday arvo chuckles.

I'm not going to play the resume game with you but suffice to say that runs contrary to my experience. The measure of a PhD is whether you've made a significant and novel contribution to scholarship, not how many classes you took.

He had to teach it given it was a public school, but he let us know he personally didn't believe a word of it.

Don't bloody try to blame that witch on us Sandgropers! She's a Banana Bender!

My high school Biology teacher didn't believe in evolution.

PhD candidates rarely take courses, maybe one or two if they are weak in specific areas but most would never do any coursework. They might have to do a "comprehensive" test during the early part of their studies which reviews the Undergrad content they should know but that's uncommon in Australia. Thesis research is…

Can you give us a link to your fanfic?

"I also support the Trump travel ban because I really don't understand how immigration works."

The Unsullied on the right clearly still has his junk intact.

I don't think Pacifico requires lime at all, and I've never found it to be 'skunky'.