In Canada their basic burgers are still called "Dave's Single", "Dave's Double" etc.

Serves you right, litter bug!

Eli is just a chubby Balki.

Oh I agree with you, and as an actual scientist I appreciate the efforts everyone went to, no matter why they believe science is worth standing up for.

There's the concern that most people aren't actually supportive of science, they're supportive of science-based propaganda that backs their political lean, regardless of it's accuracy or relevance.

Can it really be considered to be an accusation at this point, rather than a stone cold fact? Can you "accuse" the Pope of being Catholic?

Try turning to face them.

Edit: I'm wrong.

I'm Pretty Sure This Ain't Butter

BIG KNIFE SHARES HIS PAV WITH NO ONE!

After reading that I can only hope the producer in question is now dead.

Parks & Rec is back too?!

That's what I assumed too.

But…does it have pimentos?

Vegaquarians.

It's not "addicting"; it's 'addictive', you barbarian.

Umm, ah…I guess this truck is alright, alright, alright?!

Oh please, these girls actively promote themselves as brands. There's nothing absent-minded about their choices.

Really? I thought the songs were awful, especially the one where he was supposed to sing well above his range for half of it.

Because comedians to do all the heavy lifting for the left?