I'm absolutely stunned by this; people still watch Survivor?!

For some reason we never found bees in the car in Australia.

There's a lot of questions left open after S1 that aren't fully answered in S2 so you might miss a lot of subtext. I'm not really sure though as my mind keeps splicing this show together with Flash Forward to make truly batshit-awesome memory bites that I know don't actually exist but maybe should.

The line "..when I ask him why some people prefer Fairmount, he tells me they were improperly raised" is just so fucking douchey I'm absolutely forced to tip my hat to the man.

…or just stay for the horse.

My experience was that most Québécois can transition seamlessly between French and English unless they don't want to.

Oui.

You know what you guys will really like? Hormel® Black Label® Marsupial Chilli; Surprise! You're eating eating roadkill!

Rightly so indeed. Were you old enough to be buying $35 CDs in the
pre-Napster 90's? The music industry was practically daring us to
destroy them.

The top 10 albums of 2016 sold a combined 19 million copies (including 'album-equivilents'). It's just less than half of the combined sales in 1996 (39.6 million) but actually not as bad as I thought, unit wise. What has really decreased is cost/unit, and rightly so IMO.

But the dance numbers are rather pedestrian.

I'd choose Little Caesar's over Pizza Hut every time.

They were offering $800 in Mall vouchers.

I was in this situation back in October, leaving Minneapolis. I was really hung over at the time and just wanted to leave but I still kick myself for not taking $800 for an 8 hour delay. I could have knocked out all of my Christmas shopping at Mall of America.

…or a watch.

So do the Scientologists.

How do you resist the urge to erase their list and replace it all with My Little Pony?

I don't know how anyone survives without this.

No, but it's their job to get eyeballs on bacon ads.

Cheese it!