I smell bacon!

I actually sent a letter to Claudia Schiffer's agency requesting a date to my Grade 10 dance.

White pepper is the shit. I've been trying to bring it back but apparently I have few friends and little influence.

Rock salt will be denser than processed table salt, and therefore 'saltier' per volume, so using less makes sense.

It's coming from inside the Kardashian!

wtf is Freeform lol

"Cloak And Dagger will be played by Olivia Holt and Aubrey Joseph (respectively)."

It's honestly kept me away from the free version, and my innate cheapness keeps me from subscribing.

I said I was a latecomer to Netflix, not that I've been hiding under a rock for 20 years.

"…, Your Honor."

Could you guys elaborate? Who, in particular, is ahead of that pack? I ask this as a relative latecomer to Netflix who finds the vast array of comedy specials on offer almost daunting. I've only watched the people I knew already; Louis, Chappelle and Schumer.

Those alerts are far too lucid to be coming from her.

I've only seen the first one but I thought the story was really stupid. Those aliens go to all that trouble just to break a few windows in NYC?

So…spiders could eat just me then.

There are many nods to King's previous works in the books, I assumed that is what they're referring too.

It's ilcromulent and you know it!

Those evil bastards!

I'll never tire of defensing the English language.

"Irregardless’” isn't a word.

Does anyone know how much he makes? I heard an interview with Kristen Bell yesterday where she said everyone in Disney films makes scale but I'm pretty sure they had to pay through the nose for RDJ's deal.