Jackman's still too tall to be my Wolverine.

*whiiirrrrrrrrrrrr-tick-tick-tick*

So is The Usual Suspects but it has almost zero 90's cache.

You want your Nickelback?

At least not without obtaining formal written consent of said waterfall.

Or a righteous love of irony.

I just made carbonara on Sunday, using the method in the latest Food & Wine (yes, I'm a douche) which is essentially the same as described in this article except you temper the eggs with 1/2 cup of hot pasta water first. I worked great.

Homer, nothing's more important to me than the health and well-being of my freaks. I'm sending you to a vet.

If the anxiety persists, take a couple Astin.

It kind of seems like a director's version of a mid-life crisis.

Fuck that Xenu guy, always meddlin'.

Clearwater, FL? I was just down there, watching all the Sea Org members marching around in their little vests. Freaky shit.

This one puzzles me. There's plenty of communities in Canada that could use a sprucing up, too. How about pitching in with the Fort Mac rebuild or at any number of native communities? I don't understand why they felt the need to make their mission trip to the wealthiest nation on Earth.

I would think this is where branding really took off too, as consumers started browsing goods themselves rather than simply ordering commodities.

If you can pull the day's data as one file it's probably a reasonably quick sorting job in Excel.

Most satellites only have a life span of 5-10 years.

I clicked on the comment box at the bottom of the article and was sent to the article below. I had to close the window and go click on the TOP comment box. It's definitely glitchy.

Dammit. Scroll down first Knifey, THEN post.

The need to directly attack and disparage people who simply don't share your tastes in film and television.

Big Bacon put them up to this? I knew those bastards would get us, one way or another.