After further review... only one foot came down in bounds. 4th and twelve.

Schooner, huh? I figured you’d have a junk.

I mean that’s obviously inhumane, but most cattle and steers don’t even get a chance to gore or trample anyone before they become hamburger.

“And turned into numerous delicious steaks, because he is a fucking cow.”

That bulls reaction of “WTF was that?!” is the best part of that gif.