If tossing a salad behind a truck on the side of the highway is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

PB&B on toaster waffles is my favorite weekday breakfast.

All of this allegedly puts a former Mexican tabloid executive in the locker rooms of the last three Super Bowls, surreptitiously nabbing incredibly valuable sports memorabilia right from under the noses of at least dozens of people, only to get caught a couple years later. This is the greatest story.

INTERNATIONAL IS JUST A FANCY WORD FOR IMMIGRANT. THEY KNOW KRAFT IS FRIEND WITH TRUMP AND THAT BRADY VOTE FOR TRUMP. THE IMMIGRANT MEDIA TOOK HIS JERSEY. DON’T BE FOOLED BY LIBTARD LIES

So you’re saying the outlook isn’t looking good for a Hightower after encountering a Jet in New York?

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

I actively avoid College Basketball games he is announcing. I’m sure I am not alone, though there are people who loves his shtick, obviously.  

Yeah but right now it’s just her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word, her word,…

Stages and heats are not the same thing. All the stages are gonna do is make the race longer and more boring. Having a few qualifying heats and then a short main would be awesome. That’s not what this is.

It’s about player safety. What if they infect the opposing team with cooties?

In related news, Kyle Shanahan decided against a short run to the White House and will instead, pass.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

You should have waited an hour and posted this at 4:20.

Just seems to me that all that time/effort/money could be spent doing something productive, and I’m really not sure how this pomp and ceremony particularly helps anyone. Yes, it must be hell to lose someone like that, but I don’t see how this particularly helps.

Seems like an awful lot of wasted effort to me.