The one on Washington across from Wilson’s Coffee and Tea

Danish Layer Cake from Larsens Bakery

How about Duke’s if you can find it?

Now what am I going to do when I want an egg salad sandwich and explosive bowel movements?

These seems akin to eating lutefisk.

The hotel clerk had the patience of a professional adult. 

My ex-wife preferred canned peas to frozen. I should have seen the sign. 

Do you think anyone would pay extra to have the Salt Bae run this down his sweaty forearm?

Herb from Burger King, no contest

When I was a foster parent the Chuck was the go to place for last minute birthday parties. It is absolutely amazing how many placements I got that were either on a child’s birthday or in the next few days. We had a list of other foster parents and friends with kids we would call for these last minute parties. The food…

If he moved to Milwaukee he would eat in Chicago. 

Reading this article with a jar of PB in front of me, absentmindedly making zen garden swirls in the surface with my fork.

I have to say, plastic bags and wrap are not reliable barriers against liquids and bacteria.

My old hometown pizza place did this back in the 80's as part of their taco pizza. 

Story time from Grandpa Bongo: Way back in the 70's and 80's the only time you could purchase gummy bears (or gummy products of any kind) in my neck of the woods is when the German Club sold Black Forest bears as a fundraiser. 

Excited about this plant opening near me. Now I can fulfill my lifelong dream of being the red gummy bear carver. 

You should read some Maurice Switzer. You obviously don’t work in the industry.

Let’s call the most well know meal kit company (thanks to Shark Tank) Plated for their thoughts. Hmm that’s odd, the number is disconnected. Lets look online...Hmm I can find multiple lawsuits filed against the company who bought Plated. Looks like hundreds of unpaid vendors. 

I am intimidated about making gnocchi. I really wish there was some sort of class near me. I have fond memories of the little cloud like morsels I would get at Manga in Kenosha, WI. 

May I suggest: