I dont know if I should be offended by this:

Basil.

I swear this is a line from a Paul Simon song. 

We spent one day in a play writing class talking about food and how it can tell you so much about a character/place/time just by being there. I remember one example, the eating of liver in Brighton Beach Memoirs; what does this tell the audience?

I think he’s reading too much into leave the gun, take the cannoli. It was a ad lib if I remember right. 

1) I thought Huel stood for Horribly crUEL.

Fake blood of course. I would mix the colors until I felt queasy. If it was going in someone a dot of extract of the actors choice would be added.

So if these were smoked first would there be anything left to cook with the onion? I am going to be able to access a smoker this weekend. 

I can attest from personal experience that different kinds of cocoa powder make an excellent stand in for dirt when you need to make a actor on stage look filthy. Clean up later is easier than make up powders sold for the task. I played a very active commoner with a very dirty job and when I would start sweating from…

Would those wax covered German cakes typically be frosted? 

-Doesn’t He-Man have an iron cross on his chest harness?

I think this man is mentally damaged. 

Can we bring back the original gordita with the black beans, corn and cilantro? Rename them is someone takes offense to gordita but please let do them again!

I don’t think either. I mean I appreciate my dickhead and my fiancé seems to find her douchebag useful.

I have always been of the opinion that the average American has the IQ of a carrot (thank you Real Genius) but every time I read about Goop I feel I owe the carrots an apology. 

They make lots of math mistakes. I check everything versus a calculator. 

I work for a company that uses the free version of everything. They will only pay for software licenses if no other option. We were an early adopter of Google Docs and Sheets. Our VPN software is a free version. We use the free zoom as well. You can tell when upper management is have a big meeting because they all…

Well you know if you had bought one of the knives you could free yourself from anything you got roped into. 

At least knives are still viable. I got caught in the cult of Southwestern Educational books which I am sure have been killed by Google. 

I have heard that Popeye’s locations vary wildly but around here, these are my suggestions: