um, small jar, 3 pound roast? (sorry I usually buy my roast by length) and a crock pot that will hold the roast? Sorry I usually wing it.

Other qualifications they may not say directly:

I would say the chance this is a complete fabrication is about 30%. 

I wonder if there are fewer people who remember the great depression and won’t be reminded of having to eat lard on bread to survive? I never had to do it but my Grandfather told me about it.

If they have a bank account big enough to afford a lawyer if the person they are accusing tries to pull a “Oscar Wilde”, I say go ahead. 

Alcohol kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.

If you just change a few words, that extolling of the microwave could be an instant pot promo. 

I sent a card to his widow and told her about my memories in college of going into a local bar (that used to be a biker club house) to watch Jeopardy. The crowd was always a mix of college students, hippies, bikers, professors and the usual bar flys. After the final category was announced pencils and pieces of paper…

I make homemade mac and cheese all the time (not vegan as I live in Wisconsin and that’s a hanging offense ‘round these parts) and my fiancé and her family always seem so surprised how easy it is. I just make my favorite cheddar fondue and some noodles. 

Having interacted with him twice and seen him in action a couple more times in Milwaukee bar’s, save your pity. He’s a jerk. 

Just out of curiosity, how much is the average delivery fee (not including tip) for these services? 

Bendtsen’s Bakery in Racine WI.

The first year I remember distinctly was 1976 in large part because of the Bicentennial. Everything was fucking red, white and blue. At Easter I won a 6' tall stuffed bunny that was wearing a red, white and blue tuxedo. Even the music screamed bicentennial, “Red, white and blue, ah-oo, ah-oo, ah-oo!”

The first thing I thought of:

Some of the industrial packaging I sell comes from China and COVID has help me sort out which of my customers are the dumbest

Interestingly, at least to me, lip balm consumption is expected to decrease due to mask wearing and social isolating. 

1) If you think that Unilever is only motivated by making money and is motivated by anything else? Um....K

Does Strawberry Ribena count? 

This reminds me of the holidays when I lived in a studio apartment and was making food to take to friends. I often relied on the “Buickerator” to make up for my lack of proper refrigeration.

Be careful with that cat name, you never know what popular culture will turn the word into later. I have to apologize to my son Wap everyday.