My ex preferred canned peas over fresh or frozen. I should have taken that as a sign. 

I guess I take for granted I can go into any grocery and get a tub of Mrs. Bowen’s Tom and Jerry mix. 

Food Delivery, either from a restaurant or a grocery store or a meal kit. We have gone back to the 1930's (40's?)

You are probably right. But you got it and it amuses me so I am satisfied :)

For insurance reasons they really aren’t supposed to. We threw out dozens of homemade cookies given to our drivers by customers.

Next, Pepsi Milwaukee Style (with Milk)

I worked in the industry for several years at a union shop. I heard about the glory days of tipping the “garbage man.” 

I guess the days of tipping service providers is mainly gone. My dog groomer will get a bigger tip tomorrow as will my regular waitress. See the pattern here? Regular. I work with them on a consistent basis. If someone is telling you to tip the mailman, save your money, it’s against regulations for them to accept.…

Things have been great. I got the dog too and since she got the condo I got a nice check that paid off all my debts, including student loans. 

Yep, he was about 45 minutes away. She got busted when I got an email about recharging the toll road pass and I looked at the charges. 

No reason to be sorry, I got the better end of the bargain! 

The best food related gift I got didn’t really become the best until a few years later.

Is it worth the admin time? I have a small theater I work with who opted out because the paperwork was’t worth the return.

Back in 2002 I traveled to the UK with my then GF. I am a big bearded guy with an olive skin tone and she was a redhead who was so pale she was almost transparent. I got screened everywhere in the states and she got screened everywhere in England. I must say the Brits were much nicer and almost apologetic about…

Looks like something from the local flea market, 7 Mile Fair.

What about the new Machete Meal?

OK I need to get that copyright application filled out. 

When I was a teen I had a condition that made me need to vomit several times a day. It became a very casual thing, vomit, wash my face, pop a mint and back to normal. I can now, if there is something in my stomach, vomit on demand. I guess I have been training for this for 20+ years.

Yes but is a hot dog a sandwich?

When I first saw the name and that it came from Washington I thought it was going to be a THC apple.