When i was 12 I had a customer on my paper route who would get up early and make me donuts she put in foil pouches so could put them in my pockets to warm my hands. She never made the typical round shape but instead did a twist. When I asked her why she said the twist donuts would turn themselves over in the oil and…

So that rat race is real now?

Can we do something far more needed and get rid of better than sex or orgasmic references?

I am diabetic and I don’t care. It’s not funny but I’m not offended. Just words people. 

Battered chips. The whole breaded/battered debate when it comes to fried foods is a whole separate article.

I am confused. I live in Milwaukee and all I hear is how these big bikes are a wildly declining market that HD needs to stop chasing to stay in business.

Most recycling facilities would be happy for you to contaminate as much paper and corrugated as you can. The current price per ton on paper items is in the basement so any time they can move something to the landfill that will biodegrade the better for their bottom line.

My favorite will always be the fake ham I saw in the Co-op’s in Madison, WI back in the early 90's. It was made without ham, so it was called “Wham!”.

I smell retiree’s here.

Cheese rustling is a hanging offense around these parts.

Having gone out and tapped trees and collected sap I have to be dubious of a syrup man who says “Maple syrup is maple syrup is maple syrup.” It sounds like a good way to get in a Canadian fist fight.

Wow this is amazing, a Root article endorsing minding your own business. 

I tried to call my friend so I could transcribe his masterful telling of this tale but he didn’t pick up. So basic version, he was fishing for some bigger type of fish. He was using one of those red and white Daredevil lures (I am not sure if this is important as I am not a fishing person but my friend always makes…

Yeah I was the same time period. 

Sorry I had to do this:

Fakes used to be an art form. My one and only was fantastic. I went to this couples house and painted on the wall was a giant Wisconsin ID. They would put the info on in marker in the form of dots to simulate the dot matrix the DMV used. Then you stood in front of the this and they took a picture of the whole thing.…

If you take the main hunted animals (Deer, goose, quail, etc...) of the table (wacka, wacka) then I would say snapping turtle. A friend accidentally caught a big one (the shell was the size of a manhole cover) and couldn’t release it safely. Cooked it up in a Nesco roaster. 

I have eaten all sorts of critter and if you like gamey flavor (which I do) then the only complaint is that some animals are really stringy. 

That’s an even longer trip. My local choices don’t take requests. 

I worked at that plant in Madison for 7 years, 7 months and 7 days then quit to move away to finish my college degree. I started going back to college (with the union and companies 50% tuition reimbursement) when I realized I knew too many people at the plant with nick-names like Lefty, stubby, stumpy or (God help…