I get shit for driving like a grandma in the snow in my truck and people just don’t get what you said about AT tires in the snow. Please forgive me for not wanting to send 5,500 lbs sliding into anyone around me. I’ll take my Subaru on on iPikes over a Raptor on K02s any snowy day.

Fuck those barbershop guys. They wouldn't have tipped anyway and were happy to find an excuse to be cheapasses. 

How about Dodge just make... a good car? Like a car people will not only want to buy but also afford? Maybe a smaller car, or a medium sized car, or possibly a crossover that’s not a decade old? Maybe a performance car that’s not hilariously murderous or huge, but modern and accessible?