Me, after reading seven paragraphs full of one excoriating pull-quote after another:

DC killed my father, and gave me these scars. I swore, that day, on my father’s body, that I would avenge him by killing DC. Fortunately, Zach Snyder and Dan Didio seem to be doing that for me.

(and maybe the movie—but it’s usually safe to presume that the licensed toylines aren’t always entirely accurate to what happens in the movies they’re tied into)

Also, where the hell are Reed-Prime and Sue?