Gus is still building an enormous METH operation. There’s no benevolence there.

Is it really four years? Seems much longer than necessary.

Whatever this is, it's terrible.

Then it's well past time for a prequel.

Nearly all 401ks vest within 3 years, and legally they can’t take longer than 6 years, and that long is quite rare.

Your framing makes no sense. What does “need” have to do with anything? We could get all our sustenance from Soylent and be do just fine — we don’t “need” actual pepperoni any more or less than we “need” a pepperoni substitute.

How about those burgers that Wimpy was always jonesing for? I’d gladly pay you Tuesday, etc.

'kay

“... many of which proudly display the words ‘kettle cooked’ or ‘kettle style’ as a paean to a healthier choice.”

Clean cotton like the exterior of a t-shirt is perfectly fine for cleaning glasses lenses, and tends to be more effective than a dry microfiber cloth.

As I read that in the article, made me think of one of the all-time great puns:

What? Waiting is an element of grooming. You mean if he was waiting, with absolutely no interaction with her, then that’s the opposite.

I am *not* happy sending anyone to war, least of all child.

Yes, and it’s a position we’ve held since at least our mid-20's. Anyone reasonably can tell you that an 18-year-old is not an adult.

Have you passed 25, and do you know any 18 year olds? Or are you at least able to remember some things you thought at 18?

Not for this purpose.

You’re missing a step. 9 out of 10 is way too high just for *lawsuits* — anyone can file a lawsuit for any reason.

Okay, so you read it, and then you decided to not take into account it was an article about a speech at a high school when you said “Do they take into account they’re watching comedy”.

Fuck that

No no no no (and maybe a yes or two). The whole Work Extra Hard explanation is flat wrong.