I don’t get this horror that people have for cooking in the microwave.

Let me guess, you also wear two shoes? Wow!

In all of my 45 years, most of the access to multiple microwaves, none of which were ever left open to air-dry, I have never seen a rusty microwave.

Yeah, I don’t get trying to partially recreate the main pizza experience in the crust, adding cheese and toppings.

I get being proud of what you’ve done, but this part is the article is weird: “But the loaves have all been edible and wildly better than what I buy from the store. The difference is almost unreal.”

We’re going to do what now? Exactly what kind of kook are you?

Seems extremely limited in its usability — just to crops that would thrive despite all that overhead shade.

“You can grow enough food to feed one person for a year in four 4'x8' raised beds. ... In my experience, we grow so much food in our raised beds that it overwhelms our ability to preserve...”

Thanks. That makes much more sense than “consumers have used their voices to hold brands accountable".

Not to mention this is the dumbest fucking one of these they’ve done.

I find it hard to believe that consumers voicing complaints was enough to get stylists to stop using fake food.

How mushroom-forward is this recipe? I tend to find mushroom flavor off-putting.

Incorrect.

I think that’s a fair take on the situation except for the “helped legitimize Trump” part. I mean when did Baldwin start playing him, like a month before Trump won the election?

Ah, so the issue is you don’t know what “basic” means? That tracks.

Yeah you’re missing some key ingredients, and a bunch of flavors.

Learning the Hustle in gym class doesn’t make you old, at least compared to the folks who picked it up in the discos.

Lizzo sucked. I'm not sure the writing have her much to work with, but she clearly had the "audience member called up to the stage and being a good sport about it" vibe the whole night.

The Baldwin impression was perfectly fine. Highlighted Trump’s stupidity.

I’m certainly not this extreme on ketchup; there are plenty of applications where I would find it cloyingly sweet and thus to be avoided.