tldr, but holy cow, you’ve got to chill. Some condiments in the door, a pack of lunchmeat in the drawer and a bag of bread at your desk is perfectly fine.

For him, yes. But it’s not really suggestive of anything.

I mean, that does sound lucky re: the shootings. But what exactly are you suggesting that Sanders did?

If you're that strongly against "processed foods", I have some bad news for you about flour...

Nah, the context provided by the poster you’re replying is extremely helpful in making sense of what’s going on here, where as the article was seriously misleading.

The Good Place and Bored to Death are two I can think of. Probably more if I could escape the Danson-verse.

Ooh, I’m aggressively both-sides in the Oxford comma debate. Go with whichever is most clear in context, but try to stay consistent throughout a document. Or fight me!

“Maul’s focus on hatred and revenge has made him even less of a threat”

So is he talking about No Way Home, or Spiderverse? The latter sharing a multiverse theme of course.

It was a dumb thing to say, but there’s no need to attribute so much malice to it.

I honestly can't imagine being disappointed by Marc Maron

This is fully imprinted on me as well, definitely head canon for real life.

It’s really not redundant, though. In fact, I don’t think it’s possible for a noun to be made redundant by its modifier (though I’m open to correction).

Anything your can do with cauliflower I’d probably prefer to be done with broccoli. Not even sure how much difference there is flavor-wise, but we eat with our eyes too and the color difference is significant to me.

I still don’t trust Danny DeVito, the way he bit that guy’s nose off

I’m not familiar with “chargeable” in an insurance context. What does it mean?

And apparently, Planet of the Apes was rated... G. Fucking G.

This sounds like more Odenquirk than I can handle. I’ll stick to Saul.

Wow, I had not thought about Nikey Turkey in many many years. But it sure stuck with me — if someone played me the “Puuump it, pump it up!” line, I think I would’ve sworn it’s from some Reebok ad that I’d heard a million times.

Unpopular take: Loaded fries are terrible.