Ugh, Wil Wheaton is the worst audio-book reader, ever. Some of that may have been the writing, of course, but he sure didn’t do it any favors.

As a white dude the same age as most Karen’s, I can tell you there’s absolutely glee in taking women down a peg underlying a lot of its use.

Ok, let’s have the conversation.

Come on, you didn’t give us the *best line* from the whole thing?

It’s actually just one big ad for Popcorn Shirts.

My claim to fame is knowing the Macarena, like, 9 months before the rest of the country.

Sure, it may be part of the job, but how many goals other than “create profit-making film” actually come up in a director’s performance review?

“Peewee Herman reboot, but British this time”

next Ant Man will be set in Paris and end on an Île Flottante

Thing that bugs me most is probably the claims to health benefits.

“Any time someone dares use the phrase ‘car accident’”?

I don’t think Tim Conway was on Mama’s Family.

Sounds useful, but I’m not really sure why we should trust your estimation of how bad a burn would be without the Water-Jel Burn Dressing. I think you’d need to have personally watched dozens (hundreds?) of burns treated with the dressing, and an equal number go untreated, in order to say that the escorted expired one …

But Skeletor is the archetypal sneering, cackling villain. Way before Joker.

Your comment was “no one anywhere should ... want[] to see a Tyler Perry movie”.

Good god, could you be more condescending? Tyler Perry’s audience loves Tyler Perry’s movies, and your opinion on what they should want to see is something to keep to your damn self.

Needs more Orko

That was “Madelyn Moelis” prior to starting her company.

Huh, neural network makes so much more sense. Reasonable sci fi hand-waving, where the battery thing is just funny/dumb. They totally should’ve gone with that.

My experience with the first Matrix movies was that as an engineering undergrad at the time, I thought the movie was awesome but dumb (humans as power sources, so inefficient and just plain dumb), dumb fun (Keanu Reeves is the chosen one), and I assumed the director had a real sense of humor.