How does them adding a veggie burger affect you in even the tiniest way?

I hate to call someone a liar, so I’ll just say anyone claiming “their breakfast options are 100% ratshit” can’t have tried the jalapeno cheddar biscuits. They are simply fantastic.

See, what they are are cafeteria burgers, just not sad ones. If there’s a name for this style (which I think of as the “McDonald’s original hamburger” style — flat patty, flat soft bun), then Whataburger is the apotheosis of that style.

“Apple-y sweet” is a quote from the 80's campaign you’re claiming “never says they taste like apples”. That means they taste like apples.

Kellogg’s.com:

Well, let’s see — those two things that are “literally part of their job”? They’re 40% of your rant by quantity, and 25% of your rant by volume.

I start with going for eye contact.

Totally depends on the place and the clientele. If it’s somewhere dudes want be chatted up, then small talk is going to help.

That’s a whole hell of a lot to put on a server looking to up her tips a bit.

I remember them as completely colorless. Looks like someone brought them back, and that’s how they’re doing them:

Fascinating, thanks for this.

Hard to believe that movie was set only 17 years prior to its release, and it’s now 26 years old.

I mean, my high school was more War Games, but yeah there was some Project X too.

No no, THC is clearly “the guy from Wings”. Then there was the other guy, and the other other guy. And Tony Shalhoub and some other guys, and a lady.

As much as I enjoyed the movie, my favorite part was the unexpected reveal of the lyrics to the theme song, over the end credits. And because I was watching with captions on, I got all of them.

Don’t you think angry restaurant staff such as yourself have thoroughly convinced the public that complaining customer => spit in food?

What if the reason is I’m likely to forget it in the fridge for 3 weeks, or I just don’t feel like it? Are these also acceptable?

Total username fail. :)

That’s funny, I was just racking my brain for that cereal that I started eating when I “grew up” a little, aka my mid-teen years.

Almost full of vermin droppings?