Baby Merlin’s Magic Sleepsuit.

I think it is actually why Boner quit.

Your country already officially sucks.

When I was a kid, I wanted everything in the Sears Wish Book.

I have no idea what I would even want for Christmas as an adult. Some furnace filters? Maybe a really good sandwich?

Pull a dick off, not pull a dick out my good man.

It’s been the strangest thing. I was a kid during the 80s, and by the time I got my drivers license, my team had won 5 Super Bowls. NFL fan for fucking life. And when I got older, fantasy football became a not-insignificant tradition for me and my friends. The NFL had me all day Sunday, and Monday Nights were the…

except it feels like you do want to victim blame...........

Yet more evidence that Satan is the protagonist of the bible. Not only did Satan bring consciousness to humanity, he also refrains from mass murder: the only people Satan killed in the bible were Job’s family and that was done at the request of God in order to prove a bet. God on the other hand regularly murders out…

Anyone who thinks that Bernie supporters don’t dream of a new Reign of Terror like we saw during the French Revolution (with themselves manning the guillotines, naturally) is deluding themselves.

Bernie’s healthcare plan would be like asking for $10000 and expecting $2000. It’s unrealistically hopeful, so much so that it’s clear the person selling the car isn’t actually serious about selling it, so it wouldn’t even be worth your time to negotiate because it’s clear they want far more than they would actually…

That mudhole is in your yard. Least your lazy, pot-shotting ass could do is get off the porch and help

I would agree with you except that I’m a guy. I don’t seethe with resentment unless it involves punting on 4th and 2 from their 40 in a playoff game. If you’re the kind of guy that is going to let it simmer into a ball of resentment that you chose to eat a casserole instead of Nancy Nerdbergler’s stuffed shells at a…

My Dad grew up in eastern Kentucky, about 80 miles up Highway 27 from Frozen Head. He ran all through high school, and even got a cross country scholarship to a school in North Carolina. Like most people from rural Kentucky, going to college 200 miles away was about 195 miles too far, so he dropped out, came back,…

Well then, the Russkies started work on my old college classmate 20 years ago. He unfriended me over the primary. And don’t get me started on the friend from Erie, PA, who now has spun his Bernie love into attempts to justify Trump still being better than Clinton.

Yes. You’re right. It’s NOT like there was a huge leak from the DNC showing coordinated support for Hillary because THAT NEVER HAPPENED.

Long, slow clap for this. And have you seen his most recent speech where he is trashing the DNC and not-so-discretely blaming HRC for the national disaster that is happening now? Bro, SIT DOWN.

So basically you’re saying he didn’t join a political party because he hated all the politicking? Maybe POLITICS wasn’t a good career choice for him, then.

The “progressive” BernieBros are only slightly less misogynistic than Trump’s fan base. They just like to dress up their sexism in hipster beards, flannel shirts, and craft beer. Guarantee these same young dudes will age right into old conservative males once they get a corporate job and their flirtation with anarchy…

She had the most progressive platform out of any Dem candidate ever! She worked with Bernie & his supporters to incorporate some of his more realistic ideas. Yet those fucking babies still shit the bed and fell for Republican & Russian propaganda.