And neither of those woman are short

I wish they’d ram into each other and both of their implants would explode.

I had it decided for me. At age 14 I was 6'0" and the first house I went to the lady literally started shaking from seeing me in my lumberjack costume. That was the last house I ever tricker-treated. I remember like it was yesterday.

lol at getting “DP’d every other day”

You realize it’s made by Italians not the steel industry right?

6'4' married a 5'2" women. We manage.

My family does too, confirmed through genetics not family lore (and not insignificant like Warren). But like the author pointed out we have no connection to any tribe or culture and it’d be silly to make it more than it is, It’s simply a part of my genetic history. That being said as a black family it’s a different…

Nah 

Nails

Probably lying 

I’m fat and did just fine. Being a nice person helps though.

What happened to the ones from when you were 27?

My 30s were by far my best dating years.  But then I mainly dated women in their 20s.

Yeah I never had much luck online. I guess you have to meet me in person to get my charm. Married now, picked her up at a wine festival.

My wife didn't either. 

If that’s dry humping then you should see a doctor

Lesbians have high rates of abuse.

lol 

It’s actually really easy. Noise canceling headphones.

I'm finally watching this show now after hearing about it for years and I'm mystified by what I heard. Dude is a terrible guy. Compelling but terrible.