Fug 

Like most Christians they’re fine with stuff if it’s totally hidden. You’re just not allowed to talk (force it on us) about it.

Guy in my neighborhood just traded in his Challenger for one.

That’s exactly right.

Yep

Your trainer doesn’t know anything about alcohol, clearly.

EExactly

Do old cocks actually smell different? My cock is getting up there.

Power is corrupting.

Prostitutes for all moms!

The minister at my mother in law’s funeral went into some long ass thing about the meaning of Christmas just cause she happened to die in early December. Fuck off dude.

Awesome

Landover?

Y'all should update this 

Well at some point you do have to cut them off. Are we going to be calling them refuges 100 years from now? Their host countries need to step up and make them citizens and integrate them into their now (despite what they think) permanent homes.

My first thought

Famous actor’s don’t have to do that. You just leave your door open.

This couldn’t possibly have happened. Racism ended with Obama.

Trump seems like a bad person but I’ve never heard of him beating wives.

One of the oldest forms of racist humor is just to associate anything bad/wrong/black in color with black people.