Boring. Give it part time AWD like a truck, with a transfer case and two levers on the tunnel. Make the base model plebs have to actually get out of the car to lock the front hubs. And then you can sell a top-tier trim level for an extra 25k, all you need is some maroon paint, cream leather, and an Audi badge the size…

Off the line, through the cones, down the straightaway, nothin’ but neck.