Lol fuck off troll

but it’s difficult not to be impressed by what Cleveland did here. They made themselves a better everyday team right now

No they don’t.

I’m not a Rockies fan. In fact, I tend to hold Coors Field against hitters who play there, to an irrational extent. But good lord was Tulo fun to watch. He played so violently. He hit the ball harder than any athletic, middle of the field player should have had any right to. It absolutely sucks that he’s done, and…

If you can’t tell when an ID is real, you should just accept that you shouldn’t be a bartender.

To the private companies that issue them...

If it was just economics, why didn’t Jefferson and Washington try to pass laws to make it legal to enslave white people? That would have really opened up the economic possibilities to a whole other level!

Which guarantees it gets paid.

The government guarantees loans by making laws that make them ineligible for bankruptcy judgments.

350 deliveries over 3 years is a lot less interesting than 43 deliveries over 27 hours.

Just get to the Marianne Williamson list already. Deep in our hearts, we must admit that’s what we’re all here for.

Wut

Thanks for sharing Mr. Windhorst.

Look, I get it, but some people just want to eat and not fucking die.

Remember that one day when Jez pretended it was done being obsessed with the Kardashians? That was a fun day.

I’m trying to figure out the right word, and I think it’s...glee? Yes, glee. That is what I’m reading here from Chris. This is a writer who is just gleeful at the demise of Bryce Harper. Openly say it Chris! Yell it from the rooftops! Now that he doesn’t play for your team, it’s perfectly fine to admit that Harper…

Hell yes, amazing idea. The advantage of being in Tampa is signing free agents (or extending players) to a warm location with no tax rate. Now if you’re a free agent thinking about Tampa, you get to consider adding a 2nd rent/mortgage payment, a higher tax rate, a colder climate, a 2nd school for your kids, and a 2nd…

Historically real estate has performed roughly in line with inflation, while equities have far exceeded inflation. Also, for many people, renting is a better choice than buying.

Per Fangraphs, Clint Frazier has been worse on the basepaths this year than Edwin Encarnacion.

Counterpoint: Kyle Lowry has most likely taken at least 3 dives attempting to draw a charge while walking down the street since I started reading this article. Slander Kyle Lowry always and forever. He makes Greg Paulus blush.