Yeah this is very very wrong.

How the hell could a state that practically touches the Atlantic Ocean be a part of the Midwest. Pennsylvania is not the Midwest. Every other part of this is invalidated by this one disastrous fuckup.

Wait what is the bluff that Kepler is calling? I’m very confused by this headline and barely intoxicated at this point. So I’m like 85% sure it’s not me.

Durant being out for an unspecified amount of time makes things unpredictable. The best sporting events are the ones where the outcomes are unpredictable. Durant being out for an unspecified amount of time is a good thing.

Fold your dollar bill into a paper airplane and throw it at them. If they happen to be turning around, it hits them in the back of the head. If they’re facing you, it hits them in the face. Either way, they know you tipped them and how much (unless you scratch their cornea and they can’t see, but that’s only happened…

There is no world in which I am paying someone with something called a toonie, and certainly not a loonie. Might as well be throwing around Monopoly money.

Major League Baseball’s unwritten rules state that if you have too much fun, the other team gets to intentionally throw a pitch at you. But what happens if you put a pitcher out there that you know is going to unintentionally hit multiple members of the opposing team? Does your opponent get to go to the mound with a…

Make it like golf for spectators too. Clear out the whole infield except for players and maybe up to 300 feet in the outfield. But then the fans can stand anywhere they want (no seats or bleachers). Right up to the foul line? Sure! Dead center, 350 feet from home plate? Why not! Outfielders sprinting toward masses of…

Yeah this might have been the worst financial advice I’ve ever seen on Lifehacker.

Shit man, there’s really not a baseball highlight you could show or something other than “guy palms a basketball during a basketball game?” Isn’t cricket or rugby or badminton or checkers in season right now?

People who use ellipsis like they’re just handed out for free by their investment bankers are gentrifiers.

Really enjoying the rest of the league being infected with the putrid remnants of the 2016 White Sox. Now all you assholes can enjoy a small fraction of our misery too!

Can’t wait for the first time they have to review to see if there were enough receivers in the endzone for the play to be eligible for review.

Tatum shot 35% from 3 in college and 80% on Free Throws. Barret was 31% and 66%. Those numbers tend to be a pretty good indicator of whether or not you’re going to be a good shooter at the NBA level. Free Throw Percentage especially. If you can’t shoot in today’s NBA, your value is minimal.

Uh I guess. Tatum put up better shooting numbers across the board in the NBA than Barrett did in college. That’s not a great sign in my estimation. I do wonder how many NBA GMs (of a rebuilding team) would trade the third pick for Tatum. I’d do that in a heartbeat, but I’m not quite qualified to be an NBA GM.

Tatum and Williamson is better than Barrett and Williamson.

If Deadspin is such a good website, why does it keep covering college sports?

Ah yes, I remember the Republican debate stage, where Trump kindly spent the whole time gushing about his mates on stage and not sitting up there calling them little, low energy, liars, “1 for 38,” and married to ugly women. Such a gentleman.

I wonder if it’s possible that part of the Celtics weakness is having a PG who plays 22 minutes per game despite shooting 38% from the floor.

Giannis was never a 60% free throw shooter.