Do you think Title IX is even necessary now? While major football programs build Taj Mahal weight rooms and girls are getting ice hockey, cheering and rowing scholarships, major colleges are killing off wrestling, swimming and other programs.

I hate to be a pig, but I hope my wife gets a ticket for this some day. She ALWAYS camps out in the left lane, and when I nage her and tell her it's illegal, she always says A) they can just go around, the other lane is too bumpy or B) no cop would ever pull me over for that. I've given up trying to educate her, so…

These guys are waiting in the wings... just biding their time.