A few years back I was at a Cubs game out in the bleachers, when I witnessed a group of exceptionally drunk 50 year olds cheering on their shaved head friend as he took a nacho helmet and placed it on top of his head. To this day I can’t shake the image of him slowly and purposely pushing it down and the cascade of…

“Name any country where this has worked”

Damit, I wish I could find the video on YouTube when Elaine from Seinfeld tries to turn a gay man straight. I think it’s relevant here.

Hidden ball trick?

The Confederate Flag: Because why let people just think you’re a racist?

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.