Lol anywhere except the bank you use.

You realize not all investors are greedy, right? NONE of the ones I know are greedy and I’m surrounded by them. They’re happy to earn slightly more than the rate of inflation. (Yes, I realize greedy investors exist. I’d wager the majority of investors in Hertz didn’t even realize it before all this happened. Hertz was…

Confucius once said -- or would have, had the thought occurred to him -- that it's best to pass on gas station sushi.

Hmmmmm...

Affects <> effects 

You realize that’s not how it works, right? Not having money doesn’t mean you’re not liable. It means you’re not able to pay.

Funny how that works. It was the crime of the century, right up until it became obvious he’s a lying douche-bag. Caught red-handed, the lying douche-bag maintained his innocence, requiring CPD to commit even more resources to document the lying douche-bag’s lies and make an airtight case against the lying douche-bag.

Erin is typically a female name, while Aaron is male. 

Golly, you mean the best way to avoid crushing a QB with all your weight is to not land on him with all your weight? Who knew?