I agree with you completely, let’s market the snot out of this:

Sunkist: Our car is literally a ball of fire.

They’re just watching the race from pit row.

Especially when it goes to pieces.

While most things burn up on re-entry, fruitcake just gets angry. You wouldn’t like it when it’s angry....

You wouldn’t like it, ever.

Careful, Patrick, you wouldn’t want this comment to blow up in your face.

I don’t have the capacitance for this... It’s shocking.

Nothing can protect you from fruitcake.

Good parenting would have prevented this in the first place.

You could go out and out, leaving no doubt in people’s minds that you’re a cool, middle aged dad reliving his youth in the beasts of yesteryear. OR... you could go down the absolutely unbeaten path in your constituency, up sell the Subaru and spring for a Volvo V60/S60 Polestar. It sounds like a stripper, and will…

Also, they put out this ad on May the 4th...

This. 100,000,000 times this. It’s a car, on a public road, not a goddamned Karaoke bar.

Let’s all crowd around the thing that, mere seconds ago, attracted lightning...

Except your workplace is in the middle of VIET-FREAKING-NAM!

Also, let’s look at the location of controls for a minute. They’re always exposed to many fields of view and in areas of limited access. This COULD be a counter-terrorism measure. Every time we see a rebel going for the controls, they’re exposed to overlapping fields of fire or wide out in the open to be picked off. I…

Let’s all take a minute to realize the dude who rear-ended the VW attempting to flee the scene.

Maybe she has some kind of forced-air intake for it...?

I think he has to sell it now to make bail.

Despite the wind, I feel like the “Cameraman” had some kind of palsy and we were just along for the ride, there.

Probably would have been worse if it wasn’t a Volvo... just saying.

From the front it’s almost like a a 4-door Mustang in a 3-piece suit.