I'd just like to say (and I don't want to come off as a contrarian heretic but I guess it's a tad inescapable but) I don't really like the simpsons. I love this community, these reviews, and all these quotes I don't understand though, so thanks for making my sundays at work a little more interesting. you rule.

I'm writing what could be called a fart drama right now. this does not bode well for my career I guess

I'm colouring a new book, it's called BIG FUCKING HAMMER and you can actually read everything in black and white online. it is insane. here are some pages I have done so far, now I only have like 37 to go aaaugh jesus. deadlines are a lot more lax this time though so not only will I NOT almost die, I'm getting paid in…

GLAD YOU'RE OKAY

this feels like a starwipe article. what is the function of starwipe. someone please explain it to me

*screeches*

alright,

I don't really like food but I'm going out for ARTISAN WAFFLES tomorrow and that's always pretty good, so pretend I answered this 24 hours from now

new years resolutions dictate I shouldn't really be posting here but I'm having a weird night and maybe it'll actually help me focus on writing so AMA

some moments last forever, but some flare out with love, love, love

I got heavily into weezer around 17, and just bought everything up the red album. everything was ok but make believe is SO. FUCKING. WHINY.

but if we don't, newswire will CEASE TO EXIST

jeez hard to believe that was like ten years ago. we can still make new years posts right

'Inglourious Basterds' already sounds like a knockoff garbage pail kids sticker series from the 80s

staaaar waaaars, nothing but staaaaaar waaaaars

I always read QT as 'cutie' and find myself going 'damn people are really attracted to a filmmaker they don't seem to like much'

was planning to listen to blackstar this week but I'm not sure I can now, not for a few days/weeks/we'll see

I. okay. no. can't.

[annoyed grunt]

you are stronger than I