Yikes - I hope it was quick. Some things to keep in mind for the less sympathetic among the commentariat:

90 $1 million drones would be a lot more effective than 1 $90 million plane (which needs additional money in armaments!) as Iran recently showed.

Love that tense of yeet.

It’s ‘annoying’ that individuals who single handedly earn 2x the United States’ median household income don’t receive tax payer subsidies to buy new Cadillacs? 

Congratulations, you just moved the traffic jam into the air, where crashing into another car now comes with a side order of also crashing into the ground.

Do you think Joe Biden invented the electric car?

Having the shareholders (and possibly the board too) be part of your cult and responsible for approving your offensively high compensation package is some real life Citizen Kane shit. Would actually be kind of bad ass if, y’know, the guy wasn’t the absolute biggest tool on earth.

“The Second Most Popular Electric Truck On The Market”

Or really bad FSD, and that would make it much easier to fulfill the “last car you drive on Earth” prophecy.

This feels like an April Fools joke. A hammer that is useless as a hammer- a literal useless tool- associated with a useless tool, sold by a useless tool, to useless tools. It’s a Tesla metaphor turducken.

Cybertruck buyers don’t need the hammer because their skulls are thick enough to do the job.

So fitting that they warn you to not actually use it as a hammer.

Yes.

I doubt it was even required. When somebody realizes they’ve made an $80k mistake it’s not uncommon for them to go “above and beyond” in their own mental gymnastics to convince themselves they’re thrilled with the experience. Tesla stans seem to exist in this baseline state of self-delusion most of the time anyway.

I don’t know why they even installed a “crash the boat” button to begin with. 

What a piss poor comparison...

I am failing to see how the cop did not do *exactly* the right thing here. If moron was going too fast to stop in time to not hit a very plainly visible cop car, he was going too fast to not hit a pedestrian. Not like he came around a blind corner and there was the cop.

Two parties in the wrong you say?

If you were going too fast to avoid a stopped car, you were going too fast to avoid a pedestrian. I’m good with this one.