Trump becomes President-elect and the US loses to Mexico on home soil in a WCQ for the first time in decades and then suffers their worst qualifying defeat since 1957. Sad.

Our “fauxtrage” if you will

Ya know, I actually looked it up and Stoke-on-Trent is actually warmer than your average city in England.

I was saying the same thing other day. Remember when conservatives were playing up (i.e. making up) Obama’s “black rage”? To me his seems almost supernaturally level-headed. I know I would have lost my shit with some of the crap Republicans have pulled over the last 8 years (like sreaming “you lie” at him during the…

I made the switch from NFL to soccer (mainly the Premier League and the Bundesliga with some La Liga thrown in) last year. I have zero regrets about my decision.

Pretty much. Lionel Messi is the Argentine Christian Pulisic

I’ve been to Hell and back. It wasn’t what I expected

I was thinking it’s either coke or that he’s holding back tears. Trump is a megalomaniacal bully who is used to getting his way. He literally can’t deal with the fact that the campaign is going horribly for him and that Hillary Clinton refuses to be cowed. He’s so frustrated and angry being face to face with his…

The most entertaining part of the game was the field mics picking up Klinsmann screaming “are you fucking blind?” at the refs after they ignored Steve Birnbaum taking a flying jump kick to the face.

What hyperbole? Christian Pulisic is:

I waspit re-reading the Deadspin “What is the Wildest Sports Take You Actually Believe” a few weeks ago, not long after I heard some American right-winger accuse someone of appeasing terrorist just like Chamberlain did Hitler. Of course we’re meant to think that Chamberlain (and Daladier, who never gets mentioned for…

Sheldon Adelson in 2012:

It’s adorable that you think a “free market system” would involve things like patent laws.

What’s bullshit is how poor everyone’s reading and listening comprehension is. Swift objects to being called a “bitch”. When Kanye calls to get her approval he neglects to include the line “I made that bitch famous” in the lyrics he reads to her.

Could someone explain to me why certain people think they suddenly become authority figures when they have a gun in their hand? He tells them not to move and they tried to run him over. OF COURSE THEY DID. They didn’t know him from Adam; all they see is some random dude threatening them with a gun.

Hell yeah. I’ve been arrested in East Lansing just like famous athlete Draymond Green. I feel so cool!

There are two. The sheriff of Ingham County, Michigan (where East Lansing is located) is Gene Wrigglesworth

I love the media narrative of “everyone wants to play in LA”. Who was the last marquee free agent to go to the Lakers? Shaq, I’might guessing.

Jon Jones is a schmuck. He doesn’t even get a vulgar insult like “asshole” or a newish insult like “douchebag”; he’s so contemptible he gets an old-timey insult like “schmuck".

I don’t know. I’ll have to Czech.