2018 Dwayne Johnson goes back in time to kick 1999 Vin Diesel’s ass. the only problem? 1999 Vin Diesel’s best friend: 1999 the Rock.
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Pro tip for Garrett Snider: When your bosses plant angel dust on you and give your job to some homeless guy, ask the hooker who looks like Jamie Lee Curtis for help. She’ll know what to do.
Shows how badass Zahn is; in the Old EU, everyone had to write their own works around HIS stories.
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Boy that last tenant had to be blind to not see the savings on that place.
I’m more than a little surprised at your usage of “gypped” here - can we at least try to move beyond casually dropping outdated perjoratives on Deadspin, of all places?
Drew, your attempt to deify Gagliardi made me sick. Gagliardi is what’s wrong with the new generation, who aren’t being MOULDED into MEN on the FOOTBAW FIELD. That’s why we have a bunch of pansies and losers today who take “no” for an answer instead of taking what they want, political correctness be damned. It’s why…
“What, you haven’t heard of the mass migration of Russian vampires traveling across the Bering Strait land bridge?”
Or McDiarmid plays his brother, Steve Palapatine, who’s actually a pretty decent guy.
That rumor originated with Mike Zeroh, who has precisely ZEROH credibility.
I don’t understand why Gotham won’t do Condiment King. I mean, they can’t be afraid the show will get silly.
Statistically speaking, 2% of the population has red hair. Unless you live in Scotland, yes, it is that rare.
so why is mel gibson’s baggage bad and can’t be ignored, but it’s okay to ignore gunn’s?
Because Mel is an anti-Semite and a racist who has never truly accepted responsibility for his words and actions, nor has he tried to make up for said words and actions. Gunn, on the other hand, did take responsibility and has actively tried to make up for past shock humor and (and this is important) is also not…
Avengers: Too Much Glove Will Kill You
Avengers: What’s Glove Got To Do With It
The evil, undead kitty looks pretty much like any cranky kitty. Further confirmation that our delightful, fuzzy (most of the time anyway) overlords will murder us without a second thought.
Anakin Skywalker worked at the New Republic...