Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

I love that he threatened to move the team to Rosemont.

Just once, the shock and embarrassment of being on the ground with the plebs really messed the poor kid up

I don't know what I think about this.

I'm torn on this, on the one hand this guy is filthy rich beyond all reason, NOBODY needs to make that much money and he should just suck it up, he will still be rich as fuck.

On the other hand I don't think spouses(and this goes both ways) deserve a single dime of the other's money.

Supporting the child is necessary…

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What sort of fucking idiot flushes baby wipes down the toilet?